Crunchy Mocha Chocolate
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5 grams of shrooms never tasted this good. Brace your tastebuds for an avalanche of flavour you won't want to run from. Crunchy mocha and oreo cookie bits smothered in creamy milk chocolate will leave your heart full and your dentist judging you.
A sweet trip fuelled by real ingredients
We used real chocolate and real Oreo pieces so you can feel all the benefits of our naturally-grown golden teacher mushrooms. Your tastebuds will love us but we can't say the same about your dentist.
How much to take?
Microdose (50mg to 250mg)
This sub-perceptual amount is designed to work in the background without any psychoactive effects. The only thing you'll feel is the urge to get more sh*t done
Microdose + (250mg to 500mg)
Enhance your microdose without noticeable visual or physical effects. Ideal for individuals with higher tolerance levels.
Half dose (500mg to 1g)
This will deliver a subtle but noticeable level of body high and giddiness. Those with lower tolerances may start to have visual experiences.
Full dose (1g to 2g)
This should embark you on a full-on trip. With this dosage you'll have the body high and may begin to see visual anomalies (think objects swaying and fractal patterns) along with other sensory amplifications.
Deep dose (2g to 3g)
This is entering serious dose territory. You may experience a heightened sense of "oneness" with the natural elements and people around you, and powerful visual and auditory hallucinations. You might also receive new, unfamiliar patterns of thought.
Heroic dose (3g+)
Anything beyond 3 grams could be considered a "heroic" dose. A dose this strong should be taken under supervision, with preparation, and in the pursuit of an intentional goal. Doses this strong are for experienced users.
Directions for Use
- Set a clear intention
- Set the vibes (comfort is key)
- Submit to the experience
psilocybe cubensis, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, natural vanilla flavour, chocolate powder, coffee powder, cream, enriched wheat flour, sugar, vegetable oil, cocoa, glucose-fructose, baking soda, salt, soy lecithin, calcium phosphate, ammonium bicarbonate, artificial flavour
Blow your mind and tastebuds
Made for sharing
Each piece is carefully dosed so you can easily share the psychedelic experience with your lover, your friend, or all to yourself.
Choose your adventure.
With 333mg of Psilocybe cubensis in each piece, you can either microdose these delicious bites of goodness or take half of the bar for a mind-bending adventure.
These taste so damn delicious, you'll never have to mask the funky taste of raw shrooms by shoving them in a Nutella sandwich ever again.
Cutting the bullsh!t.
While it's cheaper and common to grow magic mushrooms in manure-based compost, we think it's a shitty way to do it. We grow ours in 100% organic coconut coir to guarantee the highest quality product and reduce the 'upset stomach' feeling that you get from mushrooms grown in manure.